Sunday, January 11, 2009

A Vagina's Letter to His Owner

Dear Boss,
I would like to tender my resignation as your Vagina -the major source of your identity, sexuality and happiness- effective immediately.
Why, You may ask? It's just because I do not feel I can grow as a person in your possession. For 24 years, I've served you loyally. Yes, I admit. I may have a some flaws in the beginnning, letting out the piss all over the crib, but I learned the ropes, right? Since then, I've given you so much. I've been there for you when you needed to piss, and I did every single moment of it heavenly for you. I was there when You had your first crush. When you watched a porn for the first time, I acted accordingly (even if you close your eyes, I know you got turned on).
So now I'm leaving you. And I thank You for all the wonderful things you've done for me. You trimmed my hair. The first time I bled, I thought it's going to be my end, but you took care of me. For that, I am very grateful, month after month. I will also miss the special attention you give to me, how I smell like a rose with each wash.
But, as they say, some good things never last. For the first time, You let someone hurt me. I pleaded and pleaded, but you never heard me, as that monster forced me open up to my breaking point. And...I broke. I don't know how else would I be able to move on, but I feel it best to both our interest for me to go away for the moment. To where I'm going I don't know, but I need to find myself first. I need to heal. I need to rest.
By the time you read this, I'm already gone. Please don't try to look for me. I'll come back when I'm ready.


sakura said...

hahahaha... hilarious men. love it...

dilanmuli said...

grabe naman yang pekpek na yan hahaha...


ELAY said...

looveeeee eeeeeeeet!!

Anonymous said...

Vagina is feminine.

So the title should be

A Vagina's Letter to HER Owner.

Spanky Solomon said...

marunong ka pa sa akin kung gusto kong lalake ang pek pek ng topic ko??? hehehe